you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
My breasts were aching with rage.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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