I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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