i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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