Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Randomize
