I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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