Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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