What did we do last night that was yellow?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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