I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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