Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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