I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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