last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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