How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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