NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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