On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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