How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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