That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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