the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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