Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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