What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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