Betty ford says i'm here all night
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
3pm strippers are depressing
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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