For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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