lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
what if I'm pregnant?
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I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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