just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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