How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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