Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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