Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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