It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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