is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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