Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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