your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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