I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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