youre lurking in front of me
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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