all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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