I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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