Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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