I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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