thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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