There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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