She went from zero to smokin in five shots
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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