Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
His nipple licking is glorious
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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