Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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