I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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