you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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