Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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