he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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