I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. Iām a catch and release kind of girl.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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