So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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