Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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