I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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