I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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