This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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